Title Fail (Insert Vampire Metaphor Here): Library Failure, Pt. III

Here we are again, leading by example, coming up for air to talk a little more about failure.  Like, for example, my failure to keep a straight face yesterday at the reference desk when a patron’s cell phone rang.

Though I’m no Lady GaGa, I’m pretty good with the public service poker face when the occasion warrants.  Yesterday, however, I couldn’t remain composed when the cellphone ringing started.  You see, Constant Reader, the sound that played at intervals without ceasing was…

…a crowing rooster.  Sort of like this, only without the heavy metal riffing in the background.

Put yourself in my place for a moment.  In the peace and splendor of a steady, yet quiet, tour of reference desk duty, your composure is marred by

COCK A DOODLE DOO!  COCK A DOODLE DOO!

Every 30 seconds.  With the patron showing no signs of having heard the sound, or wanting to do anything about it.  And you, enforcer of the policy which clearly states that cellphones should be taken out into the hallway, cannot enforce it, becuase you have your head tucked into your hand, suppressing violent giggles.  Other patrons are looking at you, waiting for you to take charge of the situation, because you are the arbiter of order.  And yet, there you sit, turning purple from suppressed mirth.

Rooster.  Ringtone.  Professional.  Response.  Fail.

How my desk partner managed to get through it with a straight face, I’ll never know.  Perhaps he’ll consent to giving me lessons in future?  Or, perhaps, I should heed my own advice and see what science has to say about outsmarting my brain, so that I, too, can remain calmer in the face of mayhem?

Science!

 There’s no dearth of recent books ready to help you tame your amygdala.  Many of them cite the same scientific sources, so here, pulled at random, is a capsule description of what happens in your brain when the amygdala freaks out:

The Fear Response stimulates the amygdala-hippocampus complex (AHC), your emotional response center and the primitive part of the brain, often called the “lizard brain.” The lizard brain directs the emotions or behaviors that are responsible for survival of the species, such as fear and aggression. The lizard brain also stores the memory of any given negative experience or threat so that you can react even faster to it in the future.

Stimulation of the lizard brain triggers a cascade of events, culminating in the production of hormones and peptides, such as cortisol and adrenaline, that cause physical changes in the body. At the same time, changes occur in the brain that prevent you from doing any complex problem solving–you actually revert to a more primitive being whose main goal is physical self-preservation.

The Love Response, Eva M, Selhub, pg. 5

So, a chemical process that once might have saved you from being saber-toothed tiger chow now has the potential to trip you up by spurring you into fear-driven actions and responses that have the potential to become a negative feedback loop. What’s a librarian to do?

In a word, laugh.

There’s virtually no end to the veritable flood of information out there about the science of laughter. Robert Provine, a key scholar in the field, has generated a great deal of research on the topic, including a lengthy essay in American Scientist.  The bottom line appears to be that laughter is adaptive, is good for us, makes us healthier overall.  Which means that my giggle-fit “fail” at the reference desk yesterday wasn’t so much a “fail” as it was the best possible response to a fairly ludicrous situation.

That lets me off the hook quite nicely!  You, however, may be skeptical.  You would be perfectly within your rights to scowl at your screen, cross your arms and say, “Listen girlfiend, you’re not here, and you don’t know.”  Your library, you may reckon, is no laughing matter.  No amount of snicker-inducing shenanigans could possibly improve your current working conditions, could they?

Well, allow me to retort.  In part IV, I will attempt to sidestep the logical part of your brain and appeal to those parts of it that respond best to myth and symbol, via the figure of Abraham Lincoln.  And, of course, those pesky vampires.

I’ll try to wrap this up on Friday, but it could drag on until next week.  In the meantime, if you have any hilarious cellphone stories, please share in a comment.  Aside from the rooster, the best ringtone I’ve heard at the library was the refrain to The Scorpions’ 80s hair-band hit, Rock You Like a Hurricane. Can you top that, Constant Readers?

Post-snowpocalypse Report

We plan, and the powers that be laugh like crazy.  I’m finally back in the office after two straight days of library closure, and glad to be here.  Not that I didn’t enjoy the impromptu respite — I definitely did.  But, as I pointed out earlier this week, libraries are a vital service.

You already knew that, but it bears repeating.  Especially since yesterday’s cabin-fever-busting walk around the neighborhood yielded numerous conversations with neighbors who really missed their library.  Standing in it, that is.  They were very grateful for the digital access, but they missed the experience of traveling to the physical space.

The digital divide crops up again in the question of working from home, too.  My internet access was a bit spotty, so I worked when I could, and enjoyed myself when I couldn’t.  Luckily I was able to show up for my virtual reference shift yesterday afternoon.  Only two questions, but they were long, complicated, involved questions, and so it was time well spent.

At one point my boss sent me a document to look over, but I couldn’t read it because I don’t have Office ’07 installed at home.  My faithful computer, Granger, was born in 2003, and I’d like to keep her running as long as I can because another computer simply isn’t in the Alchemy budget for 2010/11.  In fact, if she does fall-down-go-boom anytime soon, I may very well take the heretical step of ditching internet access at home altogether.  T1 at work trumps spotty DSL at home any day of the week, and I would definitely have much more time for crafting (though my digital goats would probably suffer).

Staffing VR gave me the chance to playtest several new databases in the Pennsylvania POWER Library suite.  They’re not bad.  A peer and I are still doing some spreadsheet magic to compare title lists and full-text coverage.  It’s a long story, and one you will hear plenty more about in the fullness of time, but there are more plot twists ahead before the tale is complete.  Stay tuned.

So, there you have it.  Hopefully we can now get back to what passes for normal around here.  And yes, Virginia, there will be Hepburn.

Quick Post-Snowpocalypse Update

Let the record show:  while most of the rest of the city of Pittsburgh is still shut down in the wake of the snowpocalypse, CLP Main is open today, and the intrepid reference staff are on the case serving the needs of those patrons who braved the icy roads to get here.

Libraries are an essential service!   Just ask the patrons who are here today.  They’ll tell you. 

We’re supposed to get more snow tomorrow, so what the rest of this week’s Alchemy will look like is anyone’s guess.  And most of the things I want to write about haven’t settled down enough yet for me to write about them anyway.  So, we’ll shoot for that Hepburn post next, but tweak as needed.  

Stay safe and warm, and be careful if you have to travel, okay?  Even in my Doc Martens, I’m still slip-sliding around the sidewalks, so don’t you go doing anything foolish.

10 Things Currently Making Me Happy

Wait, what?  Who are you, and what have you done with our melancholy alchemist?

Fret not.  I’m as harried and hectic as ever, as you might have guessed from the long pause since my last entry.  And, to be perfectly honest, goat farming is starting to look good again.  I’ve applied for an internship at a local farm, and will keep you posted. :)

But!  I promised you a happiness list, and I always keep my promises.  My definition of “happy” tends to be slightly eccentric, though.  I wouldn’t say I’m only happy when it rains (that’s just garbage), but I’m decidedly neither cheery nor sunny in the conventional sense.  This is because, like Eric Wilson and Barbara Ehrenreich, I believe we ignore our shadowy aspects, and the gifts they can bring, at our collective peril.

All that being said, here’s my list.

#1.  The interrobang

Punctuation for the 21st century!!.  How can you possibly look at that and not smile?

#2.  The Pixies

This is the most accessible tune I could think of to post – some of you might actually remember when it was first released.  But if you plunge more deeply into the YouTubes, you’ll find all sorts of other melancholy goodness from this talented group.

#3.  Ferrets Dancing to Weezer

No explanation necessary, really.

#4.  Zebra finches rocking out

Contemporary art = really cool.

#5.  Jaron Lanier’s You Are Not A Gadget.

Have you ever hugged a book? Because I have. Lanier’s cautionary tale about the limits of Web 2.0, and his problems with its infrastructure, is something I’d love to see librarians read and respond to.

#6.  I’m not the only person who feels that way about #5.

Jessamyn West explains it all for you. Includes an interview with Lanier. Bookcrush! Authorcrush! Prominent Librarian Crush! What are you waiting for? Go read it!

#7.  Charlie Huston’s “Joe Pitt” novels.

Like Pulp Fiction, with vampires.  PS:  They definitely don’t sparkle.  Also, a romantic subplot designed for us cynical-romantics.  Start with Already Dead.

#8.  Steampunk Dice.

For the gamer who has everything. Valentine’s Day draws apace. I’m just saying.

#9.  Witty T-shirts.

Exhibit A. See also. It only hurts when I laugh.

#10.  Book Challenges

No, not like that.  The kind where you sign up to read 50, 100, or some other quantity of books in a specific time period.

I’ve signed up for challenges at Goodreads and Every Girl Blog, but I want to single out a wonderful challenge I just stumbled upon: The GLBT Challenge.  Not only is it a laudable idea, but it’s organized in such a way that you can participate as much or as little as you like.  In fact, it’s insanely manageable, even if you’re already challenged up to your eyeballs.  Click on over and take a peek.  January may be behind us, but Feburary has just begun…

So, there you have it.  I’ll not compel you to go and do likewise, but if you’d care to leave a comment, I’d love to know:  what’s making you happy right now?

Here Comes the Sun (And Some Presents)!

A somewhat grammatically incorrect subject header, but we’ll let it slide just this once.  There are, after all, presents to be handed out.

Via various blogs and colleagues, I spotted Seth Godin’s holiday gift to everybody, the free e-book What Matters Now, which you can download here.  In the spirit of holiday sharing, I thought I’d do something similar; since the chances are good I won’t be publishing a book anytime soon, though, I decided to dip into my stash of useful/fun freebies and do a little sharing.  So, without further ado, I give you…

Random Days of Alchemy

One ARC for one lucky reader

There’s an ARC on my desk, and it would like a good home. If you leave a comment on this entry between now and December 28, 2009, you’ll be in the running to receive it. Just to make it interesting, I’m not going to tell you what it is – I will, however, paraphrase from the jacket blurb and say that it’s a Jodi Picoult-type story written in an Alice Munro-type style. So if literary fiction is your thing, and your curiosity is piqued, comment away!

6 Blogs I’m Reading

Here’s a short list of some non-library blogs that help keep me within acceptable bounds of crazy sane.  This, I would argue, makes me a better librarian, in the long run.

Issa’s Untidy Hut.  If you enjoy poetry, and, in particular, haiku, you should take a peek at the companion blog to the small-press magazine Lilliput Review.  IUH just received a tip of the hat as a “best poetry blog” at Suite 101, so don’t just take my word for it.

Vegan Hope. Although I am not vegan, I have definitely gone from “vegetarian” to “lower-dairy vegetarian” after reading this chronicle of one woman’s journey back to health via a vegan diet. This blog is both inspirational and useful, with many giveaways, and a “recipe Fridays” feature that is too delicious to be believed.  People of all food persuasions should take a peek.

Coilhouse bills itself as “a love letter to alternative culture,” and delivers on its promise. Edgy art and videos appear frequently, and I always learn something fun and unusual when I read it. Not always safe for work, but definitely an add to your newsreader if you’re into contemporary alternative culture.

Zen Habits, oft-cited here at Alchemy, is the one blog a stressed-out librarian can’t do without. It’s an oasis of calm and gentle in a sea of drama and meh, and its advice can definitely help if you’re in need of some tips about organization, simplifying, de-stressing, or work-life balance.

LitDrift: Storytelling in the 21st Century is a writing blog I discovered very recently while tooling around the web, following up leads from my “portable MFA” class. I haven’t been following it very long, but the essays are definitely interesting, and worth keeping an eye on. Oh, and they give away a book every Friday. Score!

Last, but certainly not least, AverageCats, the cat blog for those who find LOLcats utterly too twee.   LOLcat photos are re-captioned to point out just how mundane the cat behavior or situation actually is.  The wry understatement is, quite frankly, hilarious, so if you’ve overdosed on cute cats and need a palate cleanser, you might enjoy this blog.

3 Cool Websites

I love cool, fun, useful websites.  Here are a handful of nifty things I found in 2009.  Some are new, while others are “new-to-me.”  All are nifty, in their own way.  Observe.

CatHelp Online: Feline Emergency. I know, I know: it’s getting a little kitty-centric around here. However, this comprehensive list of plants that are poisonous to felines just might come in handy at the reference desk someday.

CitySounds FM. Quite possibly the best free streaming music site ever, CitySounds allows you to check out what’s popular in cities worldwide, as determined by contributing users, and listen live from your computer. They’ve also got an iPhone app, so you can take the musical goodness on the road. This site skews heavily toward techno, house, and other dance formats, but there are interesting surprises to be found. Choose the “Random City” feature to take a world tour of goodness while you work.

Wize, a metasearch site for product reviews. In addition to a simple search box, you can search by product, need, or product/need combined. If you don’t have Consumer Reports handy, and/or don’t want to surf all over looking for product reviews, this might be a good place to start. I especially like the use of tags here – tags normally make me impatient, but they’re used here to good effect.

2 crazy project ideas

Looking for something out-of-the-box to try in 2010? These two online projects could be the creative whack in the head you’re looking for…

The Happiness Project is the companion website to a soon-to-be published book by the same name. Resources include the 2010 Happiness Challenge, a DIY program for boosting your happiness quotient.

In the same vein, but broader in scope, we have One Hundred Days to Make Me a Better Person. Pick a thing, any thing. Do it for 100 days, any 100 days of the year you want. Write/post about it. Structure + flexibility = genius.

2 more book/website pairings

Like wine and cheese, the notion of books and companion websites appears to have taken off. Here are two interesting ones I’ve been perusing lately.

Rules for Renegades, Christine Comaford. Written in a scrappy, tough-love style, Comaford offers business and career inspiration without falling prey to the pitfall of sappy rhetoric. Though geared to for-profit go-getters, non-profit employees will definitely take much away from this book, especially in terms of setting personal goals and planning one’s future. Upon free registration, you’ll also have access to a series of worksheets, which is always great fun if, like me, you’re a big fan of a) free, and b) worksheets!

Ambition is Not a Dirty Word is the companion website to Debra Condren’s AmBITCHous, and while this one’s specifically geared toward women, you could argue that it’s the women amongst library folk who need it: learn how to stop feeling guilty about your desire to succeed professionally, get over the notion of being universally liked, and stop putting your light under a bushel. Relentlessly pink, Condren’s book and website might turn off folks who feel squeamish about language or pastels. Nevertheless, it’s a dose of advice that’s sorely needed in a profession where passive-aggression can rule the day, and there are more free resources to ponder, to boot.

And finally…

1 Fun Video

Come on. You didn’t think I was going to skip the opportunity to lead you in a sing-along, now, did you? :)

Whatever holidays you celebrate, I hope they’re splendid ones. I’m going to try to finish a bunch of things before my Christmas break, so we’ll talk again next week.

Big White Elephant on a Diet: A Budget Crisis Post-Mortem

All’s well that pauses well.

Because, of course, this isn’t the end.  It’s merely the beginning.  But what a beginning.  People got upset.  Protests were held.  Letters to the editor were written.  Facebook groups were formed, and then combined to create a veritable Voltron of library advocacy.  Questions were asked, some nicely, some not-so-nicely.  Taxes were proposed, and roundly decried.  A short-term solution was ultimately found.  Additional state income from table gaming was proposed, and then approved.

Meanwhile, inside the library, the rowdy team of intellectual gymnasts I’ve come to know and love held down the fort. This was not always easy. It was a very emotional time. I suspect we managed because we had each other. It is the absolute heighth of corny to say that the people you work with are like your family. That being acknowledged, well…slap me in a bucket of Jiffy-Pop and light the burner, because it’s true. We’re very fortunate in that we don’t have to look too far for a sympathetic ear, an encouraging word, or an e-mail with a LOLcat, complete with (in)appropriate caption.

Because my crunchy, cynical exterior hides a soft, creamy romantic center (much like a high-quality truffle!), I can say without a trace of irony that it was indeed both the worst of times and the best of times.  I really couldn’t talk about it much. Not because I didn’t want to. Not because I was afraid of transparency, or seeming unprofessional (you all know me far too well by now for that). Not because there wasn’t plenty to say. No. What kept me quiet was this: for the most part, there wasn’t a blessed thing I could do about any of it, so there was no point nattering on and on and on about it.

We often have very little control, not just at work, but in life in general. In this particular instance, I had no control over a long list of things that started with public opinion and ended with the library board’s decision. The only things I really had any control over while my library’s fate hung in the balance were:

a) my attitude, and
b) my job performance

That can be a hard, hard lesson to learn, and the discernment process of figuring out just what you have control over, and what you don’t, can be an arduous one. Luckily for us, we have Janet Jackson for comic relief, er, an aural cue. The shadow side of that, of course, is that my determination to be one of the people at the table for these bigger-picture control issues just redoubled. Heaven help us all.

There are no extra laurels awarded for behaving well, of course. This is part and parcel of professionalism. It’s called “being a grown-up,” and the only reason I mention it is because, again, it would be rather silly to blog merrily along without acknowledging the whole affair.

All that being said, my sense of relief is palpable. We’ve bought another year, and there’s so much to do. I have a lot of ideas and questions and thoughts and philosophical ramblings about things we could do in the hopper, many of which I’ll share with you in 2010.

Best of all, nobody is going to lose her/his job; given that the proposed layoffs would probably have disproportionately affected the blog team, this relieves me more than I can say. My blog team rules. They represent a bright future for library science, and I didn’t want to lose any of them. Color me super-relieved.

And now, honestly? I’d really like to stop talking about it. Because there is. So. Much. To do!  And so many other things to write about, such as:

  • big, fat scary ideas
  • coffee and libraries
  • your holiday presents (you’re welcome :) )
  • the MILLION DOLLARS IN FINES people owe us (oy)
  • a neat library resource
  • the best committee ever (no lie)
  • yet another crazy idea for 2010

Can we squeeze it all in before the end of the year?  We shall see.  If not…well, there’s no rush, is there?  Of course not.

See you next week.

Science / Silence: Notes on a Media Fast

One of my favorite short stories is Ray Bradbury’s “The Pedestrian.”  In a future world, where everyone lives for television, Leonard Mead likes to go walking alone at night.  During one of his pedestrian jaunts, he is arrested and sent to the Psychiatric Center for Research on Regressive Tendencies.  After all, why would anyone wish to be out in the moonlight, drinking in the air, when s/he could be inside staring at a shiny box?

Perhaps I’m exaggerating just a bit for effect, but I felt a little bit like Leonard Mead last week when I gave up media consumption, for science.  If embracing technology is progressive, and eschewing it is regressive, I wanted to create my own little Center for Regressive Tendencies and see what horrible things would happen as a result of stepping out of the lifestream for a little while.

I’m pleased to report that nobody died, and nothing caught fire.  I did, however, learn a lot about my media consumption patterns, including a few things that surprised me.  And, because I’m human, I totally fell off the wagon on one memorable occasion…but in an unexpected way.

Positive effects

Overall, it was a relief to step away from the near-constant stream of news and information modern culture provides.  While I missed the psychological rituals around reading a print newspaper, for example, doing without the actual content made me feel lighter and happier.  Not once was I tempted to skim news online.  Co-workers, most of whom didn’t know I was media fasting, clued me in on everything important happening locally and nationally, so I was still able to discuss current events with patrons. 

When I did engage with job-related technology functions, I did so with a critical eye toward how much time I spent doing it, and whether or not it was to my ultimate benefit.  After two days of analyzing job-related newsreading, I was able to unsubscribe from a lot of services, as they were either repetitive or not adding value to my workday.  I found out I could fuss over Eleventh Stack and CLPicks much less than I do, and still maintain high standards.  Best of all, I felt a lot less frazzled and a lot more clear-headed.  It’s one thing to know, logically, that you can’t process all the information that’s out there; it’s another thing entirely to feel the practical effects of voluntarily limiting what you consume.

At the reference desk, I turned the media fast into a creative challenge:  how many questions could I answer without turning to the world wide web or a database?  Many of them, as it turns out.  Never underestimate the power of the humble dictionary, thesaurus, almanac, phone book, and encyclopedia to get you what you need.  At my library, we also keep Consumer Reports (including the buying guides), Morningstar and ValueLine at desk reference too, and with good reason, because they’re asked for a lot. 

[What's interesting there is that even when we let people know they have web options for accessing these materials, 9 times out of 10 they still prefer print - just life in the magic print-centric bubble that is Pittsburgh, I reckon...but I digress.]

Overall, I found myself slowing down more, paying closer attention to things, and, as a result, becoming a lot more efficient and effective.  I was even able to make time to do things I’ve been trying to do for months, like reorganizing my work space.   This tendency carried over to personal projects I’d been working on, allowing me to win National Novel Writing Month three days early, finish a number of other writing tasks, and spend a lot more time with my family, friends, and cats. I walked for miles and miles, because I could, and I even made homemade pizza crusts for the first time in years (until you’ve tasted my homemade pizzas, you simply cannot understand what a boon this is to humanity).

Loveliest of all, I read a lot of books.  Slowly.  In print.  I savored every moment I could spent with a physical text object in my hands, curled up in a comfy place, with coffee by my side.   Here’s a partial list:

The Adept, Kurtz/Harris. First in a series. Fantasy fiction, but with a tone like Alexander McCall Smith’s Isabel Dalhousie series. If you like your magick high, crispy and historically accurate, you might enjoy this one.

The Ancient Mysteries Reader, Haining, ed. Poe! Machen! Bulwer-Lytton! Love! Er, that is to say, if you fancy rare 19th-century gems of fact and fiction, this is your book.

Rainbow’s End, Vinge. This one’s singular: loads of conspiracy theory and politics wrapped around medical advances that incorporate technology with humanity. Oh, and a white rabbit. A lovely, head-scratcher of a novel for those who like their sci-fi complicated and a touch pessimistic.

The Stories of John Cheever. For my fiction class, but no less lovely for all that. I’d forgotten how much I enjoyed classic stories like “The Enormous Radio” and “The Swimmer.” It was lovely, too, to discover just how deeply his gifts ran through the canon of his work. They don’t write ‘em like that anymore.

Tales of the Cthulhu Mythos, various. Some Clark Ashton Smith stories that were “new to me,” as well as My First Machen (and if that’s not yet a stuffed animal, look out patent office, because here I come). Lovecraft is okay, I suppose, but I’m far fonder of what his friends and literary descendants did with what he gave them.

The Complete Stories, O’Connor. Also for my fiction class. When you read Flannery O’Connor, you can feel the genius rising up from the page. What’s most beautiful about this collection is the arrangement, which follows the order of original publication. Best of all, the first story in the collection, “The Geranium”–which appeared as part of O’Connor’s MFA thesis–grows and blossoms into “Judgement Day,” a revision she published near the end of her life. Beautiful fiction, bookended by the growth of genius. Also, peacocks!

Desert Gothic, Waters. This prizewinning short story collection caught my eye by virtue of its title, and kept my eye by virtue of its attention to characterization. Rarely does one care so much about the people one meets in short stories, but I found myself almost believing they were real (no mean feat, given my cynical, critical eye). “Mr. Epstein and the Dealer” and “Mineral and Steel” are the standouts here, but the whole collection is a solid way to pass the time, if you like quality short fiction.

The Elegant Gathering of White Snows, Radish. Reviewed this for Eleventh Stack. I have nothing to add but this: sisterhood is powerful.

I’ll spare you the non-fiction picks. Interested parties please ping – if I took the time to list them, we’d be here all night! Suffice to say, with so many good books to read, being without technology was mostly no problem. There were, however, one or two glitches in the system.

“Negative” Effects

Perhaps “uncomfortable” is a better word. See for yourself.

While most of the media fast proved beneficial, there were some less-than-pleasant aspects to it.  For one thing, about four days in, I started really missing Facebook.

When you get to be my age–suffice to say I’m one of those people over thirty you’re not supposed to trust–you know a lot of people.  Not as many as those of you further along in life, but a lot.  And, the economy being what it is, not all of them live in Pittsburgh.  Thanks to Facebook, I’m in close contact with people from grade school chums through library school peers.  Having them all in the same place is even better, because then they get to meet each other; it makes me deeply happy to know that I’ve introduced tons of people who originally had nothing but me in common, and now have solid, established friendships of their own.

So, solitary creature that I am, I still enjoy being social, on my own terms, and Facebook made that easy.  Without it–even though I had a pretty full social calendar–I still felt disconnected from a lot of people I care about.  Avoiding it was psychologically challenging, and when I logged in at the end of the week, I felt re-connected…even though, technically, I hadn’t missed anything life or career-changing.

I also missed YouTube like crazy.  As, I suspect, a compensation for my extremely poor eyesight, I’m very sensitive to sound, highly musical.  There’s always a tune in my head, and I like to listen to music while I do mundane tasks.

A little silence was wholesome and beneficial for me, to be sure.  The funny thing about silence, though, is that the more you have of it, the more clarity you achieve in certain areas…and that cuts both ways.  I had a number of epiphanies, both bright and dark, and learned quite a few things about myself that I didn’t even realize I was covering up by having a constant soundtrack.  Ultimately this is for the good, but it was a somewhat uncomfortable process to go through.

Finally, I did fall off the wagon once, in a very big way that I did not expect.

My dislike of television is legendary around here.  I don’t own a set, and I’m really fussy about what series I check out on DVD.  This could be because, television-wise, I’m a serial monogamist.  I like my Dr. Who old-school, my X-Files episodes with no UST whatsoever, and my vampires non-negotiably non-sparkly, kthnxbye. I am, in short, a television snob.

And then, straight out of left field, Torchwood.

I’d been on hold for this forever, as the wait list was very long. I had no way of knowing my number would come up during my media fast. I was just going to watch one episode anyway, to be polite, and not hurt a co-worker’s feelings. So I figured this would be no big deal, a teensy little rule-break.

I didn’t expect to fall in love with the darn thing. Much like meeting the perfect romantic partner when you least expect it, watching Torchwood hit me like a ton of bricks, and I am now an unapologetic, unabashed Capt. Jack Harkness fangirl.

Darn you, sir. Darn you all to heck! You know who you are. :)

In all seriousness, this isn’t really a bad thing either. Quality television shows are rare, and since nobody will sell me an a la carte package with just BBC America in it, I’m always grateful to get the scoop on the good stuff. But do I really need to get sucked into another television show? What about all the writing I need to do, and all those as-yet unkneaded homemade pizza crusts?

Sigh.

Outcomes

I’ve come away from this little experiment more convinced than ever that there are definite benefits to putting limits on one’s media intake and social technology consumption.  At the same time, I’ve also come to realize just how much I depend on certain media for some things, and am actively questioning whether or not that’s what I really want.

In other words, moderation and critical thinking, two things that seem sorely lacking from many fields of discourse these days.  It’s unfortunate that moving more slowly on some matters, or exhibiting  a degree of skepticism and/or scientific inquiry, is perceived as regressive.  I’m a huge fan of changes and advances, but, I would argue, those changes and advances should be playtested.  Anything embraced uncritically, and without limits, has the potential to do great harm.

Indeed, I think, it gives us societies like the one that scorned poor Leonard Mead.  Enchanted by the glow from their television sets, the deluded populace probably never stopped to consider the moon.  Let us hope that, as library scientists, we can apply the same standards to our own media participation, keep what is useful, and reject what is, ultimately, distracting us from the other valuable realities all around us.

In other words, seriously, you need to try one of my homemade pizzas.  Just call or text before you come over; I might be watching Torchwood.

Things I want to write about at some point include:

  • the day I spent at my library as a patron instead of a worker
  • how a library vibe differs from a coffeeshop vibe, IMHO, and why the twain should not necessarily meet
  • a news update from the big white elephant, who was recently put on a diet (whew)

Until next week sometime, however, I remain your cheerfully irreverent alchemist.  Have a good weekend!

Sorkinesque (a day in the life, part I)

Intro/Backstory
Yes, it really did take me that long to finish and post those meeting minutes!  The reasons why will become apparent shortly.  But first, some backstory.

Last week various colleagues posted the news in various forums that another one of those “day in the library life” blogging events was going to take place.  I love those things.  I never sign up for them, though, because, realistically, if I stopped to write down everything I was doing in a given moment, I’d never get anything done.  And then I thought, well, what better way to demonstrate that a normal day in my life is very much like an episode of Aaron Sorkin’s Sports Night than to take a crack at it?

[Those of you who don't know from Sports Night are cordially invited to check out the DVD and see what all the fuss is about - even though starting with anything other than the pilot might seem counterintuitive, I highly recommend starting with "Dear Louise," "Shoe Money Tonight," and "Small Town" to get a feel for the characters, their workplace, and their relationship to each other. It's a wonderful show about a close-knit group of professionals who are extremely passionate about what they do, to the point of appearing like complete ciphers to folks who don't work in their field. Sound like any other professional folks you know? :) ]

So, without further ado, here is a reconstruction, based on my frantically scribbled notes, of everything that took place in my library life on Monday, July 27, 2009.

Library Alchemy: A Day in the Life

Part I – Off-desk

9:30:  Check the desk schedule, add my desk shifts to my Outlook calendar.  Exchange witty banter with colleagues.  Laugh self into pancreatic pain.

9:40:  Finish up ALA expense report and bring it to my boss.  Chat with boss about database stuff, which segues into a philosophical discussion of future staffing models for the reference department.  Return to office.  Field questions from colleague about the exact same stuff was just discussing with boss.  More philosophy ensues.

10:00 Open up e-mail.  Answer the time-sensitive stuff.  Answer flurry of questions about Twitter and HootSuite.  Get another chunk of the Twitter gang signed up with HootSuite accounts and schedule trainings for those who want it.  Discover the “most popular Tweets” feature in HootSuite and squee over it.  Put aside a whack of database reference cards to give to a branch colleague at the Friday meeting.  More e-mail with various blog staffers in an attempt to coordinate some guest posts for September. Decline to take a call from a vendor and proceed to feel guilty about it.

A colleague drops by to check in with me about the school tour I’m giving this afternoon.  The group  has changed its mind several times on whether or not it wants catalog and database training.  The colleague and I decide that asking them what they want is the best solution.  Photocopy catalog and database training handouts for tour group.  Run over training in my head while at the photocopier.  A colleague walks by, greeting me with the mysterious phrase, “PEANUT SAUCE!”  I respond with the countersign, “SCALLIONS!”  Tamp down nervousness about giving catalog and database training, which never seems to go away no matter how many tours and trainings I do.  Accept that fear is normal.  Recite the Litany Against Fear anyway.

11:00 Break time. Decide to take a walk around the building. Ask colleague how her Friday evening presentation went. Ask another colleague about bloggish things. Say hello and good morning to countless other colleagues. Receive a lovely gift: an inspirational photo of a dandelion with the phrase “I release all that does not serve me” written on it. Hang photo on bulletin board.

11:15 Head over to book order. Discover that all of the non-fiction books mentioned in the 7/26 New York Times Book Review have either already been purchased, or are on order. Do vague skippy victory dance. Dive into the other ordering tools with gusto.  Decide that I should probably call back the vendor whose call I dodged and just tell her “thanks, no thanks” right up front. Get vendor’s voice mail. Quietly rejoice. Deliver polite, professional message and hang up, feeling 100s of pounds lighter.

12:00 Lunch. Chat with colleague in lunchroom about violins and music librarianship. Consume leftover peanut noodles with zest and start reading Work the System. Approve wholeheartedly of its emphasis on systems thinking and personal responsibility. Speculate on how its principles could be applied to my work life. Finish peanut noodles and head to the post office to mail a package to my mom. Study lines for the play I’m currently acting in while stuck in line at the post office.

1:00  Log into Eleventh Stack. Clean out spam filter, look at stats. Start rearranging widgets in sidebar based on a conversation taking place on the blog team distribution list. Start draft of next week’s blog post. Proofread a few scheduled posts. Read the post du jour and marvel again at how many awesome, creative people I’m surrounded with.

Log into the library’s Twitter account. Check for new followers. Block spam followers. Read followers’ tweets. Make mental note to remind everybody to use #pittsburgh in their tweets. Ping the rest of the Twitter team about HootSuite signup and training.

2:00 Meet the school tour group in the teen department. Immediately lose all normal vision when contact lens slides off center. Attempt several times to correct this subtly. Fail miserably. Start tour anyway, blind. Ignore rude noises produced by high school males and charitably assume that they are involuntary. Give tour of first and second floors, with special emphasis on Job and Career Center, based on group leader’s interests.

Ask about catalog and database training. Teacher says, “Whatever you think is best.” Decide to give the best catalog and database training ever and lead students to computer lab. Turn on projector. Wait. Fiddle with projector, silently coaxing it to cooperate. Decide projector has developed selective deafness. Give training without projector, using the computer at the lab attendant’s desk. Give thanks once again for theater and improv training.

3:00 Reassure long line of patrons waiting outside computer lab that yes, they can use the computers now. Check e-mail and discover that the wireless is down. Discover, also, that there are questions about my ALA reimbursement form. Silently consider starting a goat farm.

Start planning for Friday’s database committee meeting. Finish writing up June EREC meeting minutes, send to group, and post to ACLA wiki. Skim newsreader. Read an article that makes my heart sink and e-mail it to pertinent (and impertinent) parties. Skim “kept as new” items and decide to keep them marked because someday I will pay them the full attention they deserve, really!

Run downstairs to get coffee. Run into teen patron at coffeeshop. Engage in casual, stealth readers’ advisory with said teen. Run into hard-to-schedule colleague and set up a training time that is technically after my regular work hours, but is the only thing that will fit her schedule. Run back upstairs to my office.

Make list of tasks for my intern to work on on Tuesday. Walk down the hall to resolve the questions about my ALA reimbursement. Notice that the hallway smells strongly of french fries. Observe to colleague that, if the library were a musical, it would be at this point that we all burst into song about the joy of french fries. Stand still with colleague for a few seconds and imagine what this would sound like. Clear up questions about ALA reimbursement. Walk back to my office, inhaling deeply and smiling to self.

See? And we haven’t even made it to the reference desk yet! That deserves its own special installment, which I hope to deliver on Friday. Stay tuned!

Another Luminary Leader Passes

A colleague passed the word that E. J. Josey had left us, and everything else I was going to say seems a little insignificant.

That’s normal, I think. We pause for a moment out of respect for somebody who accomplished a great deal for the library profession. Please note that words used to describe Dr. Josey and his work include:

disrupted
noisily
activist
militant
challenged
angry

Those are words that have negative connotations, but the fact of the matter is, it’s how they’re applied that counts. Dr. Josey wasn’t angry, for example, for the sake of being angry, or to hurt anyone. He was angry about injustice, and he took his anger and used it to further the cause of what he felt was right. That’s what made him a leader.

Leaders do things. At the ALA level, they write resolutions and start roundtables. At other levels, they teach, or they manage, or staff the refdesk, or create budgets. Sometimes they listen, sometimes they speak, and when they do speak, it is both loudly and with passion. They aren’t afraid to make waves, and they certainly don’t care about popularity contests.

The kicker is, doing is hard. Talking is easy, and complaining is the subset of talking that’s easiest of all (right next to gossiping and backbiting). What kind of librarian do you want to be? The kind who complains a lot, and talks smack on other librarians? Or the kind who does things?

Rest in peace, Dr. Josey, and thank you for everything, from the written body of your work to the example you left behind.

Donations to The E.J. Josey Foundation for Justice and Peace can be sent to 526 West Second Street, Washington, NC 27889. Please consider making a contribution, if you can.

When next we speak, I’ll be writing from ALA, so it’s anyone’s guess what will capture my fancy, though I suspect it will be very EL-heavy.

Working Harder AND Smarter – Thursday Update

Did I say Wednesday?  That didn’t happen, clearly.  But, rather than let this blog become a bluesy litany of “where does the time go,” I’ll confine myself to a quick project update:

Collection development:  The one sane thing in my workday.  It’s nice to go through NYTBR and see you already have all the hot nonfiction either in the collection or on order.  Score!

Eleventh Stack:  Also holding steady.  Hit count is slightly down, but still above last year at this time.  It also mirrors last year’s slight decline.  I don’t mind fewer readers over the summer, as long as it’s part of a larger pattern.  Still, all the more reason to sit down and think of ways to kick it up a notch..

23 Things N’@:  Week 4 is all about wikis, and everybody’s happy!  The range of experience and abilities continues to educate me on how we can do this better next time.  Definitely a move to a tiered-activity system is in order, IMHO, something along the lines of beginner/intermediate/advanced, so that people have options to choose from according to their experience/comfort level. That being said, holy project success!

Twitter: I have mixed feelings about how this is going, and would like to write more about it at length.  Long story short, it’s an easily managed, low-maintenance project, but I don’t know if it’s achieving our objectives.  More time may be called for.  We shall see.

Database Stuff (CLP):  We haven’t met for a while because our new quarterly renewal schedule has made the committee process more efficient.  It’s time for 3rd-quarter renewals, though, and a look at 1st-quarter stats.  Plus, me being me, I have some wild and crazy ideas to throw at the committee to see what they think.  Secretly I want a database promotion task force.  I will pay for jackets that say “Database promotion task force,” if given free rein. :)

Database Stuff (EREC/ACLA): Good news!  The deal went through, and the county has purchased a subscription to Mango Languages.   Our patrons really miss Rosetta Stone, and for the life of me, I still don’t understand WHY they chose to stop selling the database to public libraries.  We are hoping, however, that Mango will fill this critical gap – language learning is very popular here, and the wait list for materials is very, very long.  We’re working out the hookup kinks as we speak – stay tuned, because you know I’m going to try to learn about seven languages myself. :)

Oh, and all that above about task forces and jackets?  Add a blog and multiply by ten, and you’ll get an idea of what I’d love to achieve at the countywide level.  Girl’s gotta dream…

Emerging Leaders:  You’re probably wondering why I have barely discussed this at all.  I’ve been meaning to, but now I don’t have to, really, because the fine folks at In the Library With the Lead Pipe have spread it all out for you in a nutshell.

Emerging Leaders has been like boot camp. I am getting a lot out of it. I am not sure that what I am getting out of it is exactly what the program planners intended, but such is life. :) It’s difficult to capture the zeitgeist of this kind of experience in medias res, so I’ll probably not even try until after annual, when it’s all over and done with.

Alternative Media Task Force/Event Planning: My other ALA project! The group process on this particular project has been amazing. We are putting together the Alternative Media Reception / SRRT 40th anniversary celebration, and it’s going to be awesome. Stay tuned for the official announcement, because you’re really not going to want to miss it.

And just because it’s not nearly busy or exciting enough around here, guess where the next G20 summit is going to be held? It’s going to be one crazy summer at Alchemy, so stick around…bonus points if you can identify the Sports Night references in this post…

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